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I Love You, Although You Smell Like Feet, By: Calliope Irving

May 10, 2024 by Calliope Irving

I Love You, Although You Smell Like Feet, By: Calliope Irving

I have often wondered of a life without cheese.
I shudder at the thought.
It makes my brain freeze.

No cheesecake, no toasties, its horrible to glean,
there will be no more pizzas,
such a world seems too mean.

And what of the fondue I dream of at night?
And all those cheesey treats
that bring us delight?

A world without cheese would be a dreadful land
And why I would think of one
I really don’t comprehend.

So enough of my ditty bout such a place,
and lets all thank cheese
On behalf of the human race.

[This is a Featured Poem from our Spring 2024 Poetry Contest.]

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