My board of directors met today…androundly criticized everything I have ever done…andeverything I have ever contemplated doingBefore departing they assured me all was saidjust for my own good So…I am an abject failureit’s time to start taking myselfseriously I guessand start taking the world around meseriously I guessNo more dancing in the living roomNo more nude beachesTime to … [Read more...] about Thumb Rules, By: Dennis Elleflot