Grill it, fry it, slap it full of stuffing.I'll eat it all, beak, bills and puffins.The vegans are my enemy, the steak is my swordI eat enough so that they know carnivores have the last word. I once saw a small cookie cutter, used to shape rice.For me that behavior is but utter utter spice,I like to shave my hair in the fashion of a moose,You will not stop me not even … [Read more...] about Meat, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney
Flappyhands, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney
Flappyhands are flappyWhen hands are flappy tooDo you like to dance? Say that you do Frozen grapes and soda waterGorillas in the zooFlappyhands are flappy when hands are flappy too Dragons in the etherAnd yellow little raysPenguins in the morningCold amongst the fluWhy to us are we to sayI will, I'm happy, doFlappyhands are flappy when hands are flappy too There on is … [Read more...] about Flappyhands, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney