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Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

About Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

My name is AJ Penguin. I am a grandmaster pianist with the Moscow symphony orchestra and a recent concert to carnivorism. My aim is to eat so much meat that it makes the aims of the vegans null and void, weird speaky broccoli riders.

Gluttonous Gall, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

November 22, 2024 by Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Gluttonous Gall, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Cruel crust that tempts me from afar,With golden hue and scent of warmth and wheat,Thy fragrant call makes every heart that beats skip verily a jolly beat,Yet hides within a bitter, cursed scar.I yearn for taste, for joy without a bar,To savour bliss in every molten treat,But gluten lurks, a villain in deceit,Transforming love to agony bizarre. For after pleasure, pain … [Read more...] about Gluttonous Gall, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Meat, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

April 23, 2024 by Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Meat, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Grill it, fry it, slap it full of stuffing.I'll eat it all, beak, bills and puffins.The vegans are my enemy, the steak is my swordI eat enough so that they know carnivores have the last word. I once saw a small cookie cutter, used to shape rice.For me that behavior is but utter utter spice,I like to shave my hair in the fashion of a moose,You will not stop me not even … [Read more...] about Meat, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Flappyhands, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

November 14, 2023 by Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Flappyhands, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

Flappyhands are flappyWhen hands are flappy tooDo you like to dance? Say that you do Frozen grapes and soda waterGorillas in the zooFlappyhands are flappy when hands are flappy too Dragons in the etherAnd yellow little raysPenguins in the morningCold amongst the fluWhy to us are we to sayI will, I'm happy, doFlappyhands are flappy when hands are flappy too There on is … [Read more...] about Flappyhands, By: Penguin Flaherty-Conerney

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