I pulled at my government issued jumper
And scratched my head at the themostat.
“You’re only allowed your heating on if there’s another over the age of 80” sqwaucked the voice from the tv in the corner.
“It’s going to be a cold winter lads! Better make the most of these jumpers!” Continued the voice.
However, now you could hear him turning up his heating to 30 and opening all his windows.
“We’ve all got to chip in, guys” mopping sweat from his brow and wiping it on his shorts.